scalestails:

I got into the Halloween spirit and took Sasha out for a shoot today! She’s the perfect snake for the season.

(via fuckyeahcornsnakes)

BRUH — WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(via lifetimespecial)

worldpeaces:

cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”

(via lifetimespecial)

xtjna:

what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now

(via szasstam)

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

(via lifetimespecial)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via lifetimespecial)

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

(via lifetimespecial)

brownkitten:

welcome to art school

brownkitten:

welcome to art school

(via lifetimespecial)

whowantspizzarolls:

starcevic:

maxeth:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

god

is was about to scream

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN THE WORST SHIT EVER

(via lifetimespecial)